Friday, June 09, 2006
Cocky
Yesterday I was typing this post but stupid, stupid Blogger ... anyway. I shall put forward yesterday's intention of bitching now, hehe.So much has happened. I seriously think this year isn't going very smoothly for me. Perhaps, this is what they call superstition. Or maybe it's that time of the year. Or the change of weather. Man, it's been raining all day for the past two days. Did that sentence make sense?
Two days ago, I discovered that I have to be relocated to another unit in the residence. Apparently, I was suppoze to know about this plan in April. But really, none of us receive the notice. So, I am moving house. Again. It seems like I have to move to a new place every year. This time, it doesn't really matter. After all, I did plan on moving out of residence. However, I could not find a better ... and cheaper place. Sad. Boohoo. It's too expensive to pay $600 over for a bachelor unit. Canadian dollars. Grr... I'll wait till I earn more money! Hmphhh..
Okay, I really don't like this girl. My co-worker. My weird colleague. She needs to go sit at a corner and reflect on herself. The worse part is, she doesn't seem sincere. Fake. Really fake. I have heard more weird stories from other co-workers (who are my good friends). But I will tell you what happened yesterday.
Actually, a week ago, we were suppoze to make some changes to one presentation slide. Previously, we drew the diagrams and tables together. I thought maybe she would modify this particular slide by herself since she designed it herself without my help. But well, I guess we both had nothing to do. At least, at times, I have nothing urgent to do. Therefore, two days ago I tried changing it myself. Yesterday, she came over to my desk and ask,
"Oh, do you know if we need to make any more changes to anything on the presentation? I can't remember which slides the professor told us to do."
"Err, yeah remember that slide where we had to enlarge that crystal?"
"Oh, right! You know, I did some stuff to it. Here, I'll show you. But I think it looks crappy though."
I was surprised. Why would she pretend not to know anything about it ... asked me about it ... only to end up showing me her masterpiece? Something isn't right there. Okay, that was event number one. Event number two - since I made some changes as well myself, I showed mine to her too. I have to admit it was not very good because I tilted the angle too much. Anyhow, I was trying. When she saw it, she replied,
"Oh, that doesn't look very good. It looked like someone screwed it up so bad."
WHAT THE FUCK?
Seriously. Who are you to give me that kind of comment. If it was my boss or manager who told me that, I would have accepted it. Although, it might seem really harsh to me but the point is, you are just my co-worker. You should watch your words. Don't get me wrong here - I am not angry or whatever. I just feel that she is going to keep losing friends if she doesn't stop. Ugh.
Some people. You just feel like putting them in a box. Let's make it a black box instead.
There's another funny one. This is from my other co-worker (who is also my good friend, hehe). I was not present during the conversation. The three of them were chatting in the computer lab. Okay let's put some labels here - Girl A and B are my good friends and Girl C is the annoying person.
Girl A was saying, "I woke up this morning, changed into my clothes, and realized that everything that I put on was from *AE."
Girl B just laugher along naturally.
Girl C asked, "Ohhh, what is AE?" (try to imagine a typical qwei lo accent, maybe a little bit of a bimbotic tone too)
Girl A replied, "Err, it's a clothing store at West Edmonton mall."
"Ohhhh yeahh... we have that too at Kingston. Oh, it must be so easy for you to find sizes there! I can't even fit into a size zero. It's too big for me!"
Huh. Size zero too big for her. Obviously, she hasn't been shopping much. A size zero is like an extra small. The only person I can see fittting into a size zero is Huey Teng. Girl C may be short and petite but she is nowhere near size zero. She is at least wearing a size 4-5.
That was like the biggest joke I have heard.
*AE is American Eagle Outfitters.
The other day, I was reading XiaXue's blog and I flipped. She asked herself, "Why do obscenely fat people want to go to Disneyland?"
Hah. She took a picture of the obscenely fat person as well. Obscenely fat people want to go to Disneyland because they want to observe obscenely bimbotic people like you and ask themselves, "Why do obscenely bimbotic girls want to go to Disneyland?" She should be really proud of her bimbotic sense of curiosity. Gosh. Some people.
Really.
